Cocktails & Mocktails

CARIBBEAN CHAMPAGNE

LIGHT RUM
BANANA LIQUEUR
750ML BOTTLE CHAMPAGNE, CHILLED

POUR 1/2 TEASPOON OF BOTH LIGHT RUM AND BANANA LIQUEUR INTO EACH
CHILLED CHAMPAGNE GLASS. FILL GLASSES WITH CHAMPAGNE AND STIR. FOR A
NON-ALCOHOLIC VERSION, SUBSTITUTE PINEAPPLE JUICE FOR CHAMPAGNE.

GET LEI'D

4 OUNCES PINEAPPLE JUICE
1/2 OUNCE CRANBERRY JUICE
3/4 OUNCE VODKA
3/4 OUNCE RASPBERRY SCHNAPPS

MIX INGREDIENTS IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. SERVE OVER ICE IN CHILLED
COCKTAIL GLASSES.

JUST PEACHY

PEACH SCHNAPPS
750-ML BOTTLE CHAMPAGNE, CHILLED

FILL EACH CHILLED CHAMPAGNE GLASS WITH ONE FOURTH PEACH SCHNAPPS AND
THREE FOURTHS CHAMPAGNE. STIR AND SERVE

PINK SWEETARTS

64 OUNCES LEMONADE MADE FROM 12 OUNCE CAN FROZEN CONCENTRATE
8 OUNCES VODKA
8 OUCES CHERRY SCHNAPPS

MAKE LEMONADE IN PITCHER. STIR IN LIQUOR. REFRIGERATE. SERVE OVER ICE
IN CHILLED COCKTAIL GLASSES.

POP THE CHERRY

4 OUNCES ORANGE JUICE
2 OUNCES CHERRY BRANDY

MIX INGREDIENTS IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. SERVE OVER ICE IN CHILLED
COCKTAIL GLASSES. GARNISH WITH A CHERRY

SEA BREEZE

46 OUNCE CAN GRAPEFRUIT JUICE
8 OUNCES VODKA
8 OUNCES CRANBERRY JUICE

MIX INGREDIENTS IN PITCHER. REFRIGERATE. SERVE OVER ICE IN CHILLED
COCKTAIL.

SHOTS:

SHOOT 'EM COWGIRL

1 OUNCE BRANDY
1 OUNCE TRIPLE SEC
1 OUNCE LIGHT RUM

MIX INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. STRAIN AND SERVE.

BLOW JOB

1 1/2 OUNCE KAHLUA
1 1/2 OUNCES IRISH CREAM LIQUER
WHIPPED TOPPING

FILL SHOT GLASS WITH KAHLUA AND IRISH CREAM LIQUEUR. ADD WHIPPED
TOPPING. THE WAY YOU DRINK THIS SHOT IS PART OF ITS CHARM. PICK UP
THE SHOT GLASS WITH YOUR MOUTH, TIP YOUR HEAD BACK, AND SWALLOW.

FRENCH KISS

1 OUNCE WHITE CREME DE CACAO
1 OUNCE AMARETTO
1 OUNCE IRISH CREAM LIQUEUR

MIX INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. STRAIN AND SERVE.

HOP, SKIP AND GO NAKED

1 OUNCE ALMOND LIQUEUR
1 OUNCE MELON LIQUEUR
1 OUNCE AMARETTO
1 OUNCE OF IRISH CREAM LIQUEUR

MIX INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. STRAIN AND SERVE.

HORNY TOAD

1 OUNCE IRISH CREAM LIQUEUR
1 OUNCE TRIPLE SEC
1 OUNCE KAHLUA

MIX INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. STRAIN AND SERVE.

ITALIAN STALLION

1 OUNCE ALMOND LIQUEUR
1 OUNCE WHITE CREME DE CACAO
1 OUNCE IRISH CREAM LIQUEUR

MIX INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. STRAIN AND SERVE.

JELL-O SHOTS

3 OUNCE PACKAGE GELATIN MIX (ANY FLAVOR)
VODKA
WATER

FOLLOW DIRECTIONS ON JELLO MIX, SUBSTITUING VODKA FOR COLD WATER.
POUR MIXTURE INTO DISPOSABLE CUPS. CHILL IN REFRIGERATOR TO SET.

VARIATIONS.. ..FOR UNIQUE GELATIN MOLDS, SEE THE NOVELTY SHOPS : )

LICK IT, SLAM IT, SUCK IT

TEQUILA
SALT
LIME
GOOD LOOKING GUYS NECK WHOOO HOOOOO!!

FIND A CUTE GUY. WET HIS NECK AND APPLY SALT. PUT A LIME WEDGE
BETWEEN HIS LIPS, PULP FACING OUT. LICK SALT FROMHIS NECK, SLAM
TEQUILA SHOT AND SUCK THE JUICE FROM HIS LIME WEDGE.

ONE BAD APPLE

APPLES
LEMON JUICE
3 OUNCES APPLE JUICE
2 OUNCES APPLE BRANDY
1/2 OUNCE AMARETTO
1 TABLESPOON APPLESAUCE

CORE APPLES TO FORM SMALL SHOT GLASSES. COAT INSIDE OF APPLES WITH
LEMON JUICE TO PREVENT BROWNING AND REFRIGERATE. MIX OTHER
INGREDIENTS IN BLENDER WITH ICE AND POUR INTO APPLE SHOT GLASSES.
GARNISH WIHT CINNAMON STICKS.

PANTY REMOVER

1 1/2 OUNCES SLOE GIN
1 1/2 OUNCES KAHLUA

MIX INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. STRAIN AND SERVE.

SCREAMING ORGASM

1 1/2 OUNCES IRISH CREAM LIQUEUR
1 OUNCE OF VODKA
1/2 OUNCE KAHLUA
WHIPPED TOPPING

MIX FIRST THREE INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER.
STRAINM AND SERVE WITH WHIPPED TOPPING

SAFE SEX ON THE BEACH (WHERE A CONDOM)

1 OUNCE PEACH NECTAR
1 OUNCE CRANBERRY JUICE
1 OUNCE ORANGE JUICE

MIX INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. STRAIN AND SERVE.

SEX ON THE BEACH

2 OUNCES CRANBERRY JUICE
3/4 OUNMCE PEACH SCHNAPPS
3/4 OUNCE VODKA
1/2 OUNCE ORANGE JUICE

MIX INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. STRAIN AND SERVE.

SLIME

1 CUP WATER
3 OUNCE PACKAGE LIME JELLO
1/2 CUP MELON LIQUEUR
1/2 CUP VODKA

BOIL WATER AND ADD TO JELLO IN BOWL. STIR IN MELON LIQUEUR ND VODKA.
POUR JELLO MIX INTO DISPOSABLE CUPS. CHILL IN REFRIDGERATOR TO SET

SLIPPERY NIPPLE

1 1/2 OUNCE BUTTERSCOTCH SCHNAPPS
1 1/2 OUNCES IRISH CREAM LIQUEUR
DASH OF GRENADINE

TOP SCHNAPPS WITH IRISH CREAM LIQUEUR IN CHILLED SHOT GLASS. ADD DASH
OF GRENADINE TO CENTER.

SPIT OR SWALLOW

1 1/2 OUNCES COCONUT RUM
1 1/2 OUNCES BANANA LIQUEUR
1/2 OUNCE MILK

MIX FIRST TWO INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. TOP
WITH MILK, STRAIN ICE AND SERVE.

WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS,MAKE SHOTS

1 1/2 ABSOLUT CITRON
1 1/2 OUNCES SWEET AND SOUR
1 SLICE OF LEMON
1/2 TEASPOON SUGAR

MIX FIRST TWO INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. STRAIN
AND SERVE. DRINK SHOT, THEN SUCK LEMON SPRINKELED WIHT SUGAR. FOR A
UNIQUE SHOT GLASS, HOLLOW OUT A LEMON AND COAT THE RIM WITH SUGAR.

WILD BANANA BANSHEE

1 OUNCE BANANA LIQUEUR
1 OUNCE WHITE CREME DE CACAO
1 OUNCE CREAM

MIX INGREDIENTS OVER CRACKED ICE IN COCKTAIL SHAKER. STRAIN AND SERVE.